Rick Crawford
I am ecstatic to announce that Emerger Strategies has solved climate change! That’s right folks. Through extensive research, testing and implementation from our clients we have finally solved the environmental crisis of my generation and the future of humankind.
By addressing such categories as Electricity Generation, Food, Women & Girls, Land Use, Buildings & Cities, Transport and Materials, I am thrilled to announce that we have solved climate change. Let’s take a closer look…
ELECTRICITY GENERATION
Through the installation of rooftop solar, solar farms, onshore and offshore wind turbines, we have worked to create what we are calling “renewable energy” that generates electricity from the sun and wind and emit greenhouse gas emissions from fossil fuels that cause climate change!
FOOD
Through switching to a plant-rich diet, composting, reducing food waste and regenerative agriculture we have finally found ways to curb climate change!
WOMEN & GIRLS
Through educating girls and family planning in the developing world, we now have ways to combat climate change!
BUILDINGS & CITIES
Finally, through enough research we have discovered that walkable cities, net zero buildings, insulation, LED lights and other design and building technologies can work to solve climate change!
LAND USE
We are most proud of our breakthrough discovery that nature already solved climate change and all we humans have to do is protect coastal wetlands, forests and tropical rainforests!
TRANSPORT
Who knew that using mass transit, switching to electric vehicles and high speed rails would prevent the use of fossil fuels and solve climate change? We knew!!
MATERIALS
Finally, we found out the tackling refrigeration management, recycling paper and conserving water all help solve climate change!
Well, you’re welcome world, human race and all living things! We did it! Emerger Strategies solved climate change, so you can all go home and sleep well knowing that all of the solutions to climate change finally exist!
April Fools’ Day joking aside, all of these climate change solutions really do exist and are part of Project Drawdown and encourage you to buy this book and check out their site! We know we can solve climate change, but it require participation and getting elected officials in office who will work towards these solutions instead of continuing to drill for oil and seeking permits for seismic blasting and offshore drilling in the Atlantic, which is happening right now.
If you are interested in using your business to save the planet, we can help your business go carbon neutral and zero waste to landfill, and then credibly market your sustainability achievements! Imagine a Sustainable Planet! If you can dream it, you can do it!
I was so sceptical when reading the title, thinking about geoengineering solutions, but yep, the real solutions are there already!
All of the solutions exist today, but appears the one major roadblock is our government. I highly recommend checking out https://www.drawdown.org/…Thanks for taking the time to read our blog!
Thanks for the suggestion, I’ll check it out!